A Very Netmeg Christmas

Here’s my Christmas playlist for Spotify. It includes tracks from my favorite Christmas album (the Mason Williams), soundtrack cuts from favorite TV shows (The Grinch, Rudolph, Charlie Brown), some Mormons, and South Park (NSFW)  Enjoy. If you subscribe, I’ll probably be adding more stuff as I have time to find it.

For best results, set on shuffle.

A Very Netmeg Christmas on Spotify

 

12/12/2011 – Added a second Christmas playlist for Rock/Motown/Pop and other type stuff here:

A Very Netmeg Christmas (Modern) on Spotify

 

Don’t Penalize Your Customers For Loyalty!

I want to buy an iPhone 4S.  Verizon Wireless is making it very difficult for me to do so.

First off, I am a longtime BlackBerry user.  But RIM is a dying platform (I don’t care what anyone says, they are – you know it and I know it so shut up) and it’s time to get something else. I haven’t found a Droid I like yet, and so it seems like a good time to get an iPhone. A new model just came out last week!  Consider it a tribute to Steve.  Whatever. I want one.

Now, I have been a VerizonWireless customer for at least eight or ten years.  I have a family plan, and I’ve never had fewer than three (and sometimes as many as five) numbers on my plan. I have smart phones and data plans. Always signed up for the two year extensions.  Never once paid late. My monthly bills run well into three figures.  I put friends and family members (who are not on my plan) on Verizon so we’d all be on the same network.

Any other marketing-savvy industry would consider me a VIP customer – worth keeping happy and hanging on to at almost any cost.  This is where you get your brand evangelists, after all.

But not Verizon Wireless. And, to be fair, pretty much all the carriers operate the same way. Because it’s a royal pain in the ass to switch carriers; particularly when you have multiple lines, they figure you have a higher threshold of pain for any little price gouge they can stick you with.

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Ok, So I’ve Been Busy

Yea, I know. I’ve kind of neglected this place after going to the trouble of putting it up – haven’t even okayed the comments that I need to respond to, or updated the Fireworks Spam report, or finished about six half written drafts.  Those of you who know me know that the weeks leading up to July 4th are my busiest time of the year – not only for MichiganFireworks.com, but I also launched a couple new ones FireworksInOhio.com and FireworksInIndiana.com, with the considerable help of my erstwhile (and seriously kickass) developer.  And it’s not like I didn’t find a ton more fireworks spam – I absolutely did, and I saved it all into Evernote, but I just plain didn’t have time to update it here.

But now I’m BACK, bitchez, and once I take care of some housekeeping stuff, I will be updating like a mofo.

Oh, and I don’t know if there are any social media buttons for Google+ yet, but you can find me here. It’s really growing on me. I’ll probably end up dumping Facebook (for the most part) for it.

Why I’m No Longer AdWords Certified

I used to be an AdWords Certified Professional or AdWords Qualified Individual or whatever it’s called.  I took the test three times and passed easily.  But I won’t be taking it again.

The first reason was one of timing.  I last took the test in 2009, and it was supposed to be good for two years.  Then in 2010, Google announced that they were completely overhauling the testing procedure, and everyone had to take it again.  (They even provided vouchers to cover the cost)  But I didn’t have time to mess with that; I had three clients doing major site overhauls in the last half of 2010, and when I took my last test, it was supposed to be good for two years.  No reason at all Google couldn’t just say the NEXT time we were due for tests, you have to take the new ones and be done with it.  So that reason was just plain stubbornness on my part.

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